Thursday, March 19, 2009

Spring Break? What's THAT?

So everyone we know is on/ has already been on/ or is going to be on their Spring Break. Remember what that is? A nice long week break from life where you can do whatever you want? Yeah, I almost forgot myself since I've been working this week. Just a plain ol' week. Bummer. Now I really can say "back in the good ol days..."

Last Friday 3 of my friends were back in town from school (remember that Spring Break thing?) and so we all hung out and played games on Friday night. It was really good seeing them again! We've made friends here so far but there's nothing like hanging out with old friends. SO that was fun just playin around that night. Here's where it gets interesting....

My family had gone on vacation (mmhm, spring break) and had left Chad and I in charge of taking care of the millions of animals we have at home. Part of this responsibility included going to the Reptile Show (yes...you read it right) on Saturday to pick up the live mice for the feedings to occur afterwards. So there we were, surrounded by people who were truly the complete opposite of us, wondering what to do. We got the mice and crickets (i held the mice - i actually think they are ok. its the crickets and every other animal in our house i don't like so much ha) and headed to my parents house. We go there and started getting ready to drop the mice in when I heard Chad say "Oh no...". Thats exactly what you want to hear. I turned around to see a cage with the lid that had fallen into it (still not exactly sure how that happened...it may have melted? who knows) and busted part of the light bulb and then the worse part - NO LIZARD in the cage. This lizard is as big as my cat so you get a visual. maybe not as tall but it helps the story. I freak out and back away and Chad is trying to figure out where it is. In the meantime I got a mouse out for Oreo to look at (LOOK at by the way, not eat or anything cruel like that. Its just hilarious to watch her). Anyways of course I ended up dropping the mouse and it ran back behind all the animals into a corner behind this plastic drawer set thing. (great description, right) SO i move the drawers to try and see behind them to get the mouse and what do i see? THIS HUGE LIZARD instead of this furry little mouse. I picked him up and put him back in the cage calmly. haha no I completely freaked out and ran to the kitchen.

This poor little mouse then runs back out towards us and this lizard starts following him which would have been perfect but then he caught the mouse and ran back to his corner. I was trying to think of a way to lure him out there again with another mouse while Chad put gloves on and tried to catch him but then I kept thinking about how that plan could go horribly wrong, especially since I would be the one holding the mouse that he would be running toward -ha.

Chad ended up grabbing a broomstick and took the handle and started pushing him out from the corner. This only made the lizard more upset and he proceeded to hiss and growl at us. Thats right, hiss and growl. He was scary at first and this just made it worse. It was LOUD too - loud and freaky. Anyways seeeeeveral minutes later Chad finally drug him out by his tail and i planted a laundry basket on him and then took the lid off a new tank and chad lifted him into it. Talk about an unexpected afternoon. What an experience - I hate that thing.

So if you know me, you know that i love animals. Any puppy we pass on the side of the road cues an automatic, high-pitched "awww look!! puppy!!". There's no way we'd get one anytime soon BUT i did take 2 of the mice (yes, i know. but they are cute when they barely have their eyes open running into everything) and put them in a cage to bring home with us. It was going to be a few days and then back to the death house BUT....and thats where our story begins
We bring them home and a couple days later Chad woke up in the middle of the night and said "where are the mice?" randomly so I just thought he was talking in his sleep. Should have payed more attention...The next morning we are slowly waking up. Chad looks over to his right and there is a little mouse climbing up to greet him. Talk about bleehhh! So we scramble ALL over the place chasing this stupid thing and then we finally had him trapped under the dresser. We both had bowls and cups out and Chad goes to scare him out but then randomly he pops out of the FRONT of the dresser instead of the back and jumps right onto me and scurries away. I scream, of course, and didn't see where he went. We searched everywhere but couldn't find him at all. We looked in the cage and it looked like he had attacked the other mouse and somehow escaped in the night? Who knows how that happened. So we started to continue on our way and then saw him again, freaked out, cornered him, scared him out and Chad tossed the bowl on him!....and he ran out as it bounced up on the carpet. UGH. This stupid little ball of fur was sending us running and jumping all over our apartment. Looking back it is hilarious how much we were freaking out but at the time, not so funny. I finally saw him under the couch and to make a long, detailed, weird story short- i picked up the swiffer handle, blocked his exit, and made him run along the handle only to find Chad at the end with a bowl thrown on top of him haha. WHEW. And that is the point we laughed. There goes 2 hours of our lovely Saturday morning :)

Besides animals ruining our lives, we've been doing great. I'm SO PROUD to announce that Chad HAS A JOB!!! It's at a country club that is about 15 minutes away from us and he starts tomorrow! The first thing he said when he told me is "WE CAN EAT!" haha which is true! I can actually cook REAL things now! yay! And we can pay bills! That's always a plus, right? But really we are so thankful to God for answering our prayers and this can also open up several more doors for future employment opportunities! Thanks for everyone's prayers :)

Coming up...New job starts tomorrow, this weekend we're going to a concert-thing at church with Kevin's band and one called Act Of Congress with coffee and deserts so that should be fun, We're going to a baseball game end of April! AND once again, hopefully i'll keep up better with this thing...have i said that every single time? :)

RANDOM PICTURE CATCH-UP!

we went to the HUGE Bass Pro Shop that was just built here to check it out...here's us attempting a pictures. attempting being the key word :)
OK so here is the story first. I was baking a pasta casserole and its in a pyrex dish that has one of those lids that you can put on for when you put it in the fridge or keep it warm. Anyways I was cooking it and apparently had placed the lid on one of the burners which apparently is a "warmer" when the oven is on and the range isn't. I have never known this but found it out VERY quickly when Chad found the lid half melted to the eye. Haha now I will always be reminded that one of them is a warmer...

We got SNOW! In Birmingham! Who knew! It was gorgeous with the view we have but by 2 it was gone and over with....we have proof though!



5 comments:

Lauren Way said...

{in response to the comments you have been leaving me} Ok, seriously? Quit complaing that I'm not including you in ANYTHING! There's a reason for that...jk! Love youuuuuu Cristy ;)

Great post by the way, I love that you took a picture of the burned plastic lid. Hahahaha!

karen cavender said...

Ha ha ha....I KNEW this was going to be a good blog from all the strange happenings lately! Sorry you had to go through all that animal "torture" but the monitor did enjoy his time out of his cage to explore the world. Life is certainly not dull around here! Aren't you guys glad you live here and can help us out with the reptiles? ha.

Yeah, I love the picture of the melted plastic lid, too. Now you know about the "warmer burner"....wish I had one. Those actually do come in handy. :)

Congrats on the new job!! Can't wait to hear how the first day goes! I just KNOW Chad will do well there. And who knows where this might lead??? Thanks God!

You'll have to go back to Bass Pro Shop when you have more time to spend there....ha.

Love you guys!

Anonymous said...

Congrats to Chad! The reptile/mouse story was hilarious. And I love the Pyrex lid pic. My burner gets warm when the oven is on, but I don't think it gets warm enough to melt plastic. Love the snow pic! Yay! Take care!
Love, Aunt Sandy

melanie said...

first of all...adorable blogpage. Second of all...hilarious animal stories! I mean I remember Lizard land at your house and always hailed your mom as SUPER MOM for being so cool with it all! :) And Third, you are a funny, funny writer! I feel like I was there and laughing along with you as you chased each animal! :)

miss ya!

Ty said...

oh, i see, all we are to you is "three friends". PSHH! (have to say pssh like ashton as pharaoh.